Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
