Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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