Whoa Z and x make the same sound
tell your sister to shave her snatch
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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