He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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