So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
We need to get me chipped asap
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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