New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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