Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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