Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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