There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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