its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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