I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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