well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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