I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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