i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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