It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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