You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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