There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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