Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I love how my cats smell like pot.
did i walk over a car last night?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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