One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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