Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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