My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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