In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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