So drunk, too bad you don't want this
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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