All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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