So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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