it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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