Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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