Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She is in my trunk
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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