don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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