Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you didnt know i had herpes?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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