Say something about gay babies.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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