sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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