theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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