sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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