shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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