I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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