FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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