when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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