Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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