I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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