her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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