He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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