The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
This is my gift to your gina
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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