Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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