I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I wish my penis had an off switch
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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