There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
The convent might be a nice break from real life
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
