Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
should my penis look like a turkey
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
