The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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