My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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