Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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