CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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