You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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