How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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