You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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